sheriff ward

An official who is castrated by the government, and serves as a Eunuch easily bent to their will.
First used in the old west people in psych ward's would be fixed so they could house males and females together. Sometimes they would recover, and come to their senses. However they were still castrated, so the Government give them jobs often in law-enforcement. These became known as ward sheriffs or a "sheriff ward". Now anyone in law-enforcement that is not liked is called a Sheriff Ward.
When I got pulled over for speeding the cop was a real Sheriff Ward.
by Sheriff Ward September 17, 2016
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When an individual has ingested a lethal amount amount opiates. (Heroin, Vicodin, Percoden, Morphine, Loratabs, etc.
Dat nigga did to much heron. Dem’s mouth is open and they be droolin’, and shit., you be patrolling da hood like the Sheriff of Noddingham again. We finna to Narcan yo punk ass if youz don’t get a handle on dat shit dawg.
by HUD1974 November 16, 2020
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(Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief".

They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.

They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.

They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
Example:
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer

A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same
by plus-size albert December 25, 2020
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A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it
Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.
by JosephKnows June 20, 2020
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1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!

by Good_Mario February 26, 2007
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A Person In A Neighborhood Or Apartment Building Who Freaks Out Over Any Peep Either A Mailman Walking Up To The Next Doors Neighbors Door Or Someone Unknown Ringing The Doorbell On Either Their Door Or The One Next Door
Andrew Don’t Mind Renee In Apartment 2E The Resident Sheriff Of The 2nd Floor
by Andy Sor November 30, 2020
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Refers to the human anus or "arse hole".

Originates from the pattern of the anal sphincter, similar to the definition of chocolate starfish.
"Where is it painful?"

"Around my Sheriffs badge!"
by Plebism June 25, 2006
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