narcan

Narcan, or Naloxone, is an opiate receptor blocker used primarily in the pre-hospital setting by paramedics, but also ofton used in the hospital setting, to basicly erase any high you had from a dose(or multiple doses) of an opiate such as morphine or heroin. Its mostly used in a life threatening situation.
So, when you get that really bright idea to take some illegal drugs that could eventually make you stop breathing or choke on your own vomit and we(the paramedics) have to come save your sorry butt remember....all the dope you just took and that "wonderful" feeling you have is wiped smooth out in 10-45 second. Sucks to lose several hundreds of dollars in under a minute doesnt it? Also, dont get pissed and start swinging at us...the cops are on our side! Oh yeah, and some of us will swing back so dont chance it!

"I gave him two rounds of narcan, he came out of his drug induced coma and starting swinging. I grabbed the portable oxygen tank off the end of the cot and knocked his ass out! Kept him from dieing though..."

by Weezy1981 November 18, 2007

Narcan frequent flyer

A person who is frequently administered Narcan after just another one of many opiate ODs.

Oh yeah, I know him, he’s our town’s number one Narcan frequent flyer!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Jackson Narcan

Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.

Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow

Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet

by adhdandadenosine September 1, 2020

Narconap

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.

I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap

by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019

Narancia

That G U Y you probably thought was a girl when you first read the manga, or watched the anime.

JoJo fan#1: Hey, I would bang Narancia!!!
JoJo fan#2: You know Narancia is a guy right?

JoJo fan#1 was found hanging from his fan later that day...

by Mr.SpyCrab1 December 31, 2018

Narancia

literally the best and sweetest boy in all of golden wind and possibly all of jojo's bizarre adventure.

person 1: hey, do you know narancia ghirga from jojo's bizarre adventure?
person 2: yeah! he's my favorite!

by JubileeLine November 11, 2020

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016