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Shell-Dicking 

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.
Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
Shell-Dicking by Auriman May 21, 2018
When you go out just for one drink. End up staying out all night long drinkin.
Thought i was going out for one drink. Ended up getting Snell'd
Snell'd by CroweBone April 24, 2019

Blue Shell Distance

Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.
Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.
Blue Shell Distance by Alchem1st December 9, 2008

shelly'd 

Ditching someone after making plans, specifically ghosting them after confirming said plans
1) she said she was on the way over and shelly'd me, text me the next day that her car broke down
shelly'd by Babysands May 17, 2016
What's the ugliest mammal in the world?
It is the Smell D!
smell d by fellysmeet69 May 12, 2020
My eyebrows and nails could use some maintenance, so glad tomorrow is shell day!
Shell Day by GingerJ March 5, 2026