sheesecake 

Sheesecake, cake made from she-cheese

the sheesecake attacked the cheesecake

sheesecake by B-Mann October 20, 2004

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013

sheetcake 

Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.

Yeah, that Klan rally is coming through town tomorrow, but if we all just sheetcake this, we'll be fine.

sheetcake by ATX0 August 18, 2017

death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.

Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

death by cheesecake by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

power cheesecake 

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)

Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.

power cheesecake by #therealsoup November 16, 2014

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

last piece of cheesecake by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017