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Sheenius 

(n), A genius person or idea on the intellectual level of Charlie Sheen
(adj), used to describe a person or idea that is cleaver enough to have been thought of by Charlie Sheen.
Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive... I was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them, because thats how I roll!

You: This man is a Sheenius! Get him an award!
Sheenius by Streetiti March 17, 2011
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sheenius 

a brilliant act of personal meltdown.
You showed real sheenius last night. Don't worry I'll make bail by noon.
sheenius by Fan of Charlie March 19, 2011

Sheenius 

the act of being bat shit crazy to get attention
"dude the guy crapped his pants to get out of jury duty....

Pure SHEENIUS"
Sheenius by v1nman March 27, 2011

Sheenius 

One who spends his life studying and analyzing the life of Charlie Sheen. Once well educated and well practiced in the life and times of Charlie Sheen, One can be classified as a Sheenius.
Man1: My boy Smokie got a blowjob from 2 pornstars at that club last night, all while smoking 7 gram rocks of crack and reciting lines from the 2nd season of "Two and A Half Men".

Man2: That man is a fucking Sheenius.
Sheenius by The Zaric March 21, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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