shayners

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shayners

by apple dictionary March 9, 2010

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

Shatnerspension

To build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like William Shatner, with or without facial expressions. The suspension created by Shatner pause, Shatner comma, or shatnering.

"Did you see how Matt read that last line? He used Shatner Pause so well that he created Shatnerspension for the group listening."

by JustJayPHX May 19, 2013

Shatnersexual

Attracted to and will only mate with an identical genetic copy of themselves as this would be the only obviously worthy mate.

Examples of this type of sexual preference would be Admiral James T. Kirk (AKA William Shatner). Suspected shatnersexuals include Lady GaGa, Dick Cheney, the Prince formerly known as artist, Ziggy Stardust, and Oprah.

by EagleFlyingLowlyOverCesspool March 6, 2010

shayneseo

The Boss, the Master, the Leader, the Secret Weapon, the most impressive creation of all time, you will never be at his level, kiss his hand.

He is Shayneseo, kiss his hand.

by TheJeriko March 27, 2020

Shaynes a Pussy

Means Shaynes a pussy

Shaynes a pussy.

by Shaynes a Pussy January 12, 2022

The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.

David Hasselhoff still struggles with the Shatners on a daily basis.

by aexmcl October 8, 2009