A non-existent Holiday which certain people use to gettime off of work.
Hey Boss - Not sure if you noticed this in the calendar but Shavuot is right around the corner and yeah...I'm going to need to take those days off to catch up on Breaking Bad...
A Jewish holiday following Passover that most people are unfamiliar with, making it an excuse to use to leave work, or have a school assignment postponed.
Professor: "have your assignments emailed to be by Sunday night."
Student: "Sunday is Shavuot. That will be a conflict."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!