Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.
"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"
by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006
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Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2
by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016
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