sharty shit
sharty shit by Joelle Faginstien February 6, 2022
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shawty shit
Jeff: “Aye G, Katie been inviting me over, calling me handsome, whats going on man?”
G: “She on her shawty shit, she tryna be your shawty”
G: “She on her shawty shit, she tryna be your shawty”
shawty shit by Sir. Munch of the Munch October 2, 2023
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Shit shart
When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
Shit shart by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
Shartshittery Board
A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
Shartshittery Board by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
shartshit
shartshit by Iamurmom123 November 18, 2023
shitty shatty
Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"
shitty shatty by Doddi October 17, 2007
Shitting Shart
The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.
1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
Shitting Shart by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
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