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sharpsburg 

Sharpsburg is a small town in Maryland. It is the whitest town known to man. Besides the Battlefield, there is not much to do there.

In there spare time, many children spend there time experimenting with chewing tobacco outside the Little League field.

The biggest attraction is Sharpsburg Little League. The concession stand makes more money on a Friday night than the local bar, Captain Benders.

Nutter's Ice Cream is awesome, and it is open year round (this is one of the good parts of Sharpsburg)

Sharpsburg is a good place during 4th of July, Memorial day, and Labor Day, because there is always something going on.

If you go to the park to play basketball, don't. It smells like someone with irritable bowel syndrome who just ate Taco Bell.

Neighboring cities include Keedysville, Boonsboro, Sheperdstown WV, and Fairplay.
Guy 1: I stopped in Sharpsburg this weekend

Guy 2: How was it?

Guy 1: I lived off concession stand food and ice cream
sharpsburg by 1234569hhhhh February 2, 2014
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Sharpsburg, GA

A city outside of Atlanta, Georgia. Home to Troop 2193, literally the best Scout troop ever, and Stage Right Theatre Company, literally the best organization ever. Has a few churches and other things. That's all I know because I dont even live there, I just assigned myself to write this definition
Sharpsburg, GA by crayfish895 November 24, 2018
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Sarpsborg 

A extremely beautiful city in Norway. Known for it's seriously large waterfall, yellow glaciers, viking guards and lustful women.

The No.1 spot to travel to if you ever plan on visiting Norway.
"Hey dude, I heard you were going to Norway?"
"Hell yeah I am"
"Be sure to step by Sarpsborg, SICK CITY DUDE, SICK"
Sarpsborg by TxThree October 22, 2012
A city in Northeast Ohio founded by a Donald.... Summerrrheldner. Most residence have valid, corrections not valid. Wait, valid 11's uhhhhhhhhh. The cities primary focus is spelling and arrogance.
That returns to a (name) of Starsburg.
Starsburg by GB4lyfe July 13, 2017
(noun) a large mass of shit , presumably a shart
also to mean a large piece of shit
that has got to be the biggest shartburg i’ve ever seen.

Your acting like a real shartburg right now.
Shartburg by DustyDoreeto March 22, 2022

Sarpsborg 

The Worst city in Norway

Far inferior to the neighbouring city of Fredrikstad
Person 1: Im going to Norway!

Person 2: Cool, which city?
Person 1: Sarpsborg!
*person 2 spontaneously combusts*