the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
Get the sharpening the pencilmug. by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
Get the Sharpening the pencilmug. When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011
Get the Sharpening the Pencilmug. I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012
Get the sharpen your pencilmug. Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 09, 2008
Get the sharpen my pencilmug. Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 06, 2012
Get the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug. Noun,
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007
Get the Sharpened Pencilmug.