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sharkchalk 

Liquid chalk. A liquid version of the traditional block chalk that has been used to improve grip in weightlifting, climbing, and other sports that require grip strength.

The name derives from the texture of actual shark skin. Shark skin will allow a hand to move freely in one direction while halting the hand if it were to move in the opposite direction. Liquid chalk or sharkchalk goes on smooth, then grips.
Do you use block chalk or have you upgraded to sharkchalk yet?
sharkchalk by Cliff Jaetner March 21, 2021
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SharkHawk 

A SharkHawk is a modern haircut that combines two other more popular men's do's. The hair is spiked in the front but there is a "tail" coming out of the spike in the form of the front half of a fauxhawk.
"I can't decide if guys with SharkHawks look like douches, or sexy as hell."
SharkHawk by jgb11 August 25, 2009
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sharkhack 

collegial term for the verbal and non-verbal cues that an experienced litigator or trial lawyer uses to command presence in a court room, convey trust with court staff, increase efficiency in the administration of justice, and/or displaying an ethical manner in representing issues before a judge.
That lawyer used a real sharkhack, to tell the judge he needed more time.
sharkhack by inCourt lawyering October 14, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016