shard tard
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
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Shard tard
When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Shard tard by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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shard tard • Shark Tard • Tardicaca Shark • stard • shardtarded • Shardcard • shartard • Sharetard • Sharttard • shard nard
Shark Tard
Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
Shark Tard by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
shardtarded
shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009
Sharetard
Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"
Sharetard by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010
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