shamyog 

Rather dynamic, enterprising and strong however finding it difficult to manage your energies.

Which can stop you from moving forward. Thus learn to evolve in a balanced context otherwise you may find yourself quickly running out of energy. Your weak points are: the kidneys, lower back, nose, legs, your hypersensitivity, blood circulation.

“Shamyog is strong”

shamyog by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

samyog

HES THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE'S MY BESTFRIEND AND I'D BE SO LOST WITHOUT HIM, HE'S FUNNY AND SO AMAZING LOLLLL, HIGGLYPUGG SYCOCKLY MANGO TWIN

sycockly twins :))
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samyog by mynameisunknownlmao July 3, 2018

Shamyok 

Shamyok is the type of person to smoke weed in class and drink alcohol for school lunch. He enjoys cocaine, ketamine, meth and Joe. He may seem nice until you find out that he has 90% of the illegal drugs in the world and the other 10% are probably stored up your mum. Shamyok likes to eat (kids). They say you are what you eat which means Shamyok is a drug lord. If you ever meet Shamyok, ask for drugs and he’ll give you some, and hopefully doesn’t shank you with a baby’s toenail that he somehow managed to get (don’t ask).

In the language of Gods, Sham means ‘drugs’ and yok means ‘drugs’.

Somebody: Hey guys have u seen Shamyok?
Somebody else: Shamyok who?
Somebody: Ligma balls.
Somebody else: This is why nobody likes you.

Shamyok by Not funny, cried November 18, 2019

Shambogle 

pronounced "Sham-BO-gle"

verb
To make a crafty move

noun
an assortment of things (implying variety and high volume)
see also: "shitload of different shit"

"He was able to shambogle his way into the concert without paying"

"The store stocked a shambogle of different cereals"

Shambogle by Justin Jesse James Carpenter July 2, 2009

shambogulous 

something or someone that is a shambogulite or practices shambogulism. to be shambogolous is the most serene state of being achievable in the universe

OMG that dog (called Herbie) is utterly shambogulous

person 1: lets get ice cream
person 2: that's a shambogulous idea, I love it

shambogulous by Merlie June 2, 2019

Shamoogle 

A shade of blue inbetween the famous blue and light blue.

Damn Josiah, your note book is very shamoogle

Shamoogle by WCN World Color Namers March 23, 2010