Shamyok

Shamyok is the type of person to smoke weed in class and drink alcohol for school lunch. He enjoys cocaine, ketamine, meth and Joe. He may seem nice until you find out that he has 90% of the illegal drugs in the world and the other 10% are probably stored up your mum. Shamyok likes to eat (kids). They say you are what you eat which means Shamyok is a drug lord. If you ever meet Shamyok, ask for drugs and he’ll give you some, and hopefully doesn’t shank you with a baby’s toenail that he somehow managed to get (don’t ask).

In the language of Gods, Sham means ‘drugs’ and yok means ‘drugs’.

Somebody: Hey guys have u seen Shamyok?
Somebody else: Shamyok who?
Somebody: Ligma balls.
Somebody else: This is why nobody likes you.

by Not funny, cried November 18, 2019

Shamokin coal mine

When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal

Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine

by Culatr August 19, 2018

Shamoke

A great warrior from ancient China who killed Gan Ning.

Shamoke has blue eyes.

by bebo January 3, 2005

shamok

It is the Norwegian word for faggot

Wow, you're such a shamok

by Heptic May 20, 2014

Shamokin

To come upon a place where no human being should live, a discarded wasteland

"After seeing my 15th old tire and 8th abandoned car, I new I was shamokin"

by Chazzbo the Barbarian May 13, 2005

Shanyok

Word used to ask someone how they are doing or how their day is going

You lookin kinda sad, shanyok? My g

by Esketitbob October 10, 2020

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by Spanky April 8, 2005