ShamWOW Guy 

He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!

Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!

If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!

Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS!"
-ShamWOW guy

He's not only a Pitchman,he's a Pimp!

ShamWOW Guy by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009

Shamwow (guyanese version) 

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms

Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

Shamwow (guyanese version) by mikejan June 14, 2011

Shamwow (guyanese version) 

One of the most funniest youtube video to the Guyanese audience created by jaymantube

Coolie Bai number 1: Yuh eva seen this video bai? Shamwow (guyanese version)?

Coolie Bai number 2: Um, yeah who hasn't

Coolie Bai number 3: Look it's shamwow!
Yah roll am like roti!

Shamwow (guyanese version) by trev022 June 14, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022