shame boner
(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
shame boner by realblackmak August 17, 2012
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shame boner
(n) An erection that arises at an unfortunate and inapproprate time. Often referred to when one is aroused by an unattractive or chubby member of the opposite sex for no obvious reason.
Alternate usage: the sensation of being embarrassed and proud of yourself at the same time.
Alternate usage: the sensation of being embarrassed and proud of yourself at the same time.
Patrick found himself saddled with a shame boner while volunteering with a women's reading group at the nursing home.
shame boner by the velvet nihilist April 18, 2009
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Boner Shame
Boner Shame by FloodedMushroom August 25, 2011
Boner Shame
Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?
Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!
Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!
Boner Shame by Adil3aby December 3, 2017
same boner different jizz
same boner different jizz by peace and redhead grease August 3, 2005
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