Upon his lithe and war mongering body he wore a slighty dusty shalwar kameezmade of the coarsest alpaca and camel hair, woven tight to keep out the sand and the moody night winds.
Suggesting a stupid person. Derived from the national dress of Pakistan, a pair of baggy trousers (the shalwar) and a loose fitting shirt (the kameez). Similar to saying that someone "doesn't have much upstairs"
"Man, that guy is 90% shalwar and 10% kameez, if you know what I mean..."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.