Originated in south padre island texas. invented by a crew, who rented umbrellas on the beach. "Paper collectors" "Money team" "SPIT". Shadeslang is a group of friends who were so close they became family. Shadeslang is not only a name but a lifestyle. Living the Shadeslang life style means living life to the fullest, and not being afraid to party harder than anyone ever partied before. Also you must be in the state of mind where who gives a fuck over powers i have a bad feeling about this. IF YOU PARTY HARD #SHADESLANG
"I'm going to post this on Instagram and #shadeslang!"
This party is Shadeslang official.
Are you part of shadeslang?
Whats happening at the Shadeslang Residence tonight?
The sexual act of fucking a girl so hard in the arse with no lubrication that it starts to bleed, then squeezing the blood off the tip of your penis into her eyes thus passing on the mangekyo sharenganal.
Michael: dude do Barbara's eyes look different today?
Nathan: yeah I passed on the mangekyo sharenganal to her last night.
Michael: that's the secret technique of your clan, I hope you rinsengand your balls in the sink afterwards.
The act of shagging someone at a party with all your friends stand at the door and right before the female or male orgasms you scream "BRO" and all your bros come rushing on to scream out random sex noises
Mum: how was the party last night ?
Guy: it was good as a did 'the shayegan bro'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.