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Lazy Shloozan
When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”
“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”
“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”
“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”
“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”
“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022
Related Words
shablooza • shabooya • Shabooka • Shaboozie • Shaboobalaboopy • shaboopalaboopy • shaboozi • shablooey • Shablooshki • shaboobalaboopie
shaboobalaboopie
shaboobalaboopie by kangbus May 12, 2006
Shaboozie
An event held annually between good friends named Rick, where large quantities of alcohol and marijuana are consumed. Activities consist of (but are not limited to) smacking of guitars, kicking high in the air, and barrel rolls over fire pits.
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Shabooka
Shabooka by Joshys_3699 November 22, 2019
shaboobalaboopy
A statement used to present that one is feeling baffled, disarranged, confused, or discombobulated about what is going on around them.
"Ay man, where'd Jonny get them kicks yadidamean?"
"Jonny's kicks? Shaboobalaboopy man, dems is clean doe. I'd rock em two times."
"Jonny's kicks? Shaboobalaboopy man, dems is clean doe. I'd rock em two times."
shaboobalaboopy by Teh Geese April 28, 2006
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