Shabby Maggie is a term for a piece of vintage furniture or a household item that is chic and hip. Shabby Maggie often refers to antique finds that are painted or stained and given a new lease on life.
Did you see that credenza in her dining room? That is sooo Shabby Maggie!
by MaggieM January 17, 2012
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Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina
"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin."
"That man goes through so many shirts that way."
by aigle December 10, 2022
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An object which is intentionally created or designed to appear antiqued or distressed, such as furniture or clothing.
That whitewashed pine table in the antique shoppe is so Shabby Chique, it just needs an old railway lamp on it, and it will be perfect!
by shab-o-chick January 6, 2018
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Hybrid term melding "shabby chic" and "chicanery."

shabby chic:
a style using worn and deteriorated items to achieve an elegant overall effect

chicanery:
trickery or deception by quibbling or sophistry

Shabby chicanery:
Constant failed attempts at using second-hand items in one's home decor to achieve a look of false elegance. Result is invariably much more Salvation Army than Apres-La-Guerre.
Another broke down La-Z-Boy? Enough with the shabby chicanery, already.
by Tom Terranova August 14, 2007
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hungover; the unkempt look after a night of drinking.
Chad went out big last night and now he's rockin' a shabby horse.
by Kelly Kolstad March 6, 2008
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Noun - A girl who embodies the shabby chic style in either dress or artistic pursuits who expresses it in a blatantly slutty fashion.
My shabby chic slut totally made me this vintage distressed collage of her breasts after she fucked me hard last night.
by Rainbow_Kitten7 July 30, 2018
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