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tokyo sexwhale 

the (misspelled) nickname for a south-african politician whose real name is Mosima Gabriel Sexwale. he got the nickname 'tokyo' because of his childhood love of karate.

there have been many individuals/ groups that have used this moniker including several somewhat popular bands, and even a record label.
Did you hear Mosima Sexwale's speech today? Yeah, I heard Tokyo Sexwhale speak, and I think his message really hits home?

Tokyo Sexwhale really rocked last night!

Sexwhale 

It is a word without any true definition. It can be used in any situation to render another persons argument invalid.
person 1: "...so therefore my point is clearly more logical!"
person 2: "Sexwhale."
person 1: "....ok, you win."

It can also be used as an action, eg: sexwhaling, when you are in the action of disproving someones point through pure non-logic.
Sexwhale by Hitode October 22, 2011

sexwhale 

a sexwhale is when you have sex with a particularly large girl or plus size women
did you see the sexwhale john fucked last night.
sexwhale by Pirate_Monkey June 30, 2006
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026