Sexy Text

A SMS message that contains sexually charged content from women that are pretending to be attracted to you. The message may aim to make a 'date' with you.

When you get a sexy text you will feel a short period of 'feel good' factor followed by months of self loathing and doubting the existence of “any good women”. You will not score a date.

Sexy Text by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

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sexy texting

A much better word than sexting. same meaning though................

Katie Mottram won't stop 'sexy texting' me!!!!!

sexy texting by Not Jack Hughes November 2, 2010

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Sexy Text • sexy texting • Sexy Texty • Textbook Sexy • sexy • Sexy Beast • sexy time • sexy bitch • sexy back • Sexy Pants

Sexy Texty

Noun; a descriptive erotic envoy. For anyone.

Hey Linda - are you sending a sexy texty? I fully support you! Do you play the viola?

Sexy Texty by JoannaPatrick July 16, 2021

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Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

Textbook Sexy by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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