sexy potato 

When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.

After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.

sexy potato by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008

sexy potato 

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.

That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

sexy potato by xKat43x November 14, 2011

Sexy potato 

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

Sexy potato by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie 

My gf

Dang my gf is a cute beautiful sexy potato pie

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie by Exuberant_Turtle November 28, 2019

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf 

Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

Sexy potatoes 

A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.

Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.

Sexy potatoes by Aisuuu November 11, 2012

sexpotato

A potato of the sexual orientation.

I like to rub my sexpotato all over my face.

sexpotato by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010