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He died for our sins, you gotta believe us.
Coined by Dana Marschz in his production of Hamlet 2.

Rock me, rock me, rock me, sexy Jesus.

sexy Jesus by Danny Zeff July 6, 2009

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Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

Sexy Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

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Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

Sexy Jebus by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

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sexy jess

Godly beauty

Damm look at her. She a sexy Jess.

sexy jess by Stevieboii August 12, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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