sexually awkward

An uncomfortable situation in which one must decide whether or not to have sex with a person one normally wouldn't have sex with or is making the situation more complicated to proceed.

The man was experiencing a sexually awkward moment when the woman kept bringing up too many boundaries, dislikes, and rules.

by No one familiar July 01, 2014

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

Awkward Sexual Humor

Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!

If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.

by Ninja Cat January 21, 2009

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 08, 2009

Make awkward sexual advances not war

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.

hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war

by Make awkward sexual advances n May 28, 2009

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009