sex with a pie

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004