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Paintbrush sex 

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.
Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..
Paintbrush sex by The_Arteest December 30, 2022

Paintball sex 

Either when your balls smack against your girlfriend and bruise from being too rough, or when your girlfriend bites down too hard when giving you head and you give her her a punch in the gut to correct her mistake.
2. Sex that is too rough for either party and results in possible injury. Comparable to paintball without clothes on.
Steve- I was about to give her a dirty sanchez but it turned into paintball sex after she bit down.
John- Too right buddy I practically puked after my balls hit Megan too hard last night.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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