serve up

to deal drugs, usually cannabis

if you want any skunk then i'm serving up

by KORG June 21, 2005

serve up

to suck someone's dick, to give someone head

say nigga come scoop me up, i got three yellow bones that wanna serve you up

by dallas chick 2004 March 09, 2004

Serving Up Salad

Eating ass. Offering up one’s ass for a little salad tossing.

I got home and she was naked, on all fours, serving up salad. So I had to toss it.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 08, 2018

serve you up

To "serve somebody up" refers to "serving someone up on a silver platter". Southern England UK, London; to beat somebody up very badly. (to make mince meat out of them)

If you don't stop dating my daughter, I will serve you up ...

by 121mcv July 26, 2021

Served it up

The act of engaging in drunken intercourse with a female of little moral stature, from which only bits and pieces are clearly remembered.

What happened with set girl last night??? Oh, trust me i SERVED IT UP!

by ONE TIME(804) June 19, 2009