sertafication
Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.
sertafication by QuacksO June 8, 2024
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Scrotafication
the method of death by which a sexually flustered husband or lover ties a woman down and uses his ball sack to suffocate her, by stretching his whole ball sack accross his wifes face like a plaster mask until she slips away.
husband " Shhh Shhhh Shhh, you've gave be blue balls for the last time. Feel their wrath!!!"
Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)
Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)
Scrotafication by wondertroll March 7, 2018
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Sextification
Guy 1: "My date Last night ended Awesomely! That lady had Great Sextification so this morning I made her breakfast and sent her on her way."
Guy 2: "That's Great! I need to find a classy lady like that, one with some Sextification."
Guy 2: "That's Great! I need to find a classy lady like that, one with some Sextification."
Sextification by MoChedda December 26, 2011
sirtification
Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.
sirtification by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Santafication
I can't wait until January when all the santafication of logos is removed from websites around the land.
Santafication by Pedantic Git December 10, 2019
Sextification
Every time I wait for my boyfriend to come home after a long trip gives me the greatest sextification. I can't wait to have sex with him.
She said she wanted to have sex tonight. The sextification is kelling me.
She said she wanted to have sex tonight. The sextification is kelling me.
Sextification by Fractalized February 26, 2025
Sirtification
Sirtification: A rephrasing for the Roblox Verified badge, also calls people who truly deserves this badge a “Sir” with the certification for it.
Sirtification by pozynta June 10, 2026
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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