sertafication

Official recognition of a mattress.

Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024

Scrotafication

the method of death by which a sexually flustered husband or lover ties a woman down and uses his ball sack to suffocate her, by stretching his whole ball sack accross his wifes face like a plaster mask until she slips away.

husband " Shhh Shhhh Shhh, you've gave be blue balls for the last time. Feel their wrath!!!"

Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)

by wondertroll March 7, 2018

Sextification

The High Quality that one handles themselves and/or performs during Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: "My date Last night ended Awesomely! That lady had Great Sextification so this morning I made her breakfast and sent her on her way."

Guy 2: "That's Great! I need to find a classy lady like that, one with some Sextification."

by MoChedda December 26, 2011

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Santafication

The annoying adding of Santa hats to logos and branding at Christmas time.

I can't wait until January when all the santafication of logos is removed from websites around the land.

by Pedantic Git December 10, 2019

Sextification

The anticipation of a sexual encounter with a partner. Sexy plus anticipation equals sextification.

Every time I wait for my boyfriend to come home after a long trip gives me the greatest sextification. I can't wait to have sex with him.

She said she wanted to have sex tonight. The sextification is kelling me.

by Fractalized February 26, 2025