serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.

Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."

serious bean by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007

Serious Beans 

The term used when being totally and utterly serious. Often times seen as srs bns and mistaken for srs bsns (serious business).

Sometimes srs bsns can be mistaken for srs bns when one is quickly and excitedly reading something they find interesting or amusing -- there is a very distinct difference between the two, so try to read carefully. No one wants to upset the serious beaners.

Okay guys, this is serious beans -- Sara Quinn randomly shows up halfway through Kaki King's music video!

Serious Beans by Gingie_Sandie_SrsBns October 6, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004