Sergeant Major 

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

Sergeant Major by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020

Sergeant Major 

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

Sergeant Major by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020

Sergeant Major 

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

Sergeant Major by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

sergeant Major cockwomble 

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

sergeant Major cockwomble by browns lb February 24, 2017

The Sergeant Major 

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

The Sergeant Major by accessdnied January 21, 2010

Staff Sergeant Major 

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.

Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.

Staff Sergeant Major by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011

Cadet Sergeant Major 

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.

Cadet Sergeant Major by BitterYuk September 13, 2009