septuagenerian

A 70 year old perv who commonly shouts at kids to stop hacking into his internet go back to their own houses or Web-Based schools.

Commonly called a geezer and always has a few viagra on hand.

The septuagenerian has about 5 televisions and they're all set to the same porno while he is out back having a cig.

septuagenerian by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

septuagenarian 

A noun refering to a person in his or her seventies, or a adjective refering to the state of being in one's seventies. Pronounced sep-tu-a-ja-nair-ian. Charles Bukowski wrote a book of poems called "Septuagenarian Stew."

"That poor old dog is so ancient it looks like a septuagenarian."
"My grandma is a septuagenarian. Her skin smells like mahogany and her eyes are full of tears."

septuagenarian by Robert.H May 2, 2007

Septaugenarian

One who is outlived by "Mary Moon"

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

Septaugenarian by ren008 January 4, 2008

septuagenarian 

A person who sucks a mean dick

I think she's a septuagenarian tho

septuagenarian by KaiTheAnimeGuy April 11, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008