septemrember 

To undergo a sudden rush of memories related to going back to school or your hometown after spending the summer in a different city.

Ex. 1
girl one: hey you know that guy Rick from Psych 214 last semester?
girl two: Rick?... Rick, uhmmm, Ohhhhh! Yah, Rick, I'm just starting septemrember it now. He always had that man purse with him.
girl two: I think you mean satchel, and come on, he's kinda cute

Ex. 2

guy one: Man, I was sitting in Physics today and I honestly don't septemrember anything useful from last year
guy two: Same here, If it wasn't for fb I wouldn't septemrember any my random hook-ups at all

septemrember by M. Lebruc August 21, 2010

septemeber 22 

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.

Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover

septemeber 22 by VicVistoner August 1, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012