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Suziology 

The study of Suzie or Susie. Exploring and discovering the depths and breadths of her mind and body. Negotiating her curves and speed bumps. Surveying her vast tracts of land.
Me: "Figuring you out will be my primary goal"

Suzie: "That might make you a first in the field of Suziology. I'll expect a white paper and a wikipedia page shortly after..."
Suziology by Dragon_Dave June 12, 2018
The study of the art of "Seinfeld".
When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".
Seinology by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

sexology 

The study of sex and all things related, from spelling of key terms to perfecting the act itself.
"Hey, Jill. Will you help me with my sexology homework?"
"OK, but it will cost you $75 an hour."
sexology by steveo November 4, 2004

semenology 

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.
Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum
semenology by New ways December 8, 2013

Snepiology 

There is an uncommon knowledge that male snakes have two penises. They alternate between the two during mating for maximum efficiency. Snepiology is the study of snake penises.
ā€œI’m thinking of going into the profession of Snepiology, I heard the pay is good.ā€
Snepiology by CloutBoi69 January 11, 2020

sociology 

Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.
Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!
sociology by Malazoth December 2, 2013