The act of opening a can of your favorite carbonated water, while being wildly good looking. It’s more about the vibe, than the flavor.
Them: What time is it?
You: it’s SeltzerTime!
Them: Ok, but what time is the wedding?
You: it’s SeltzerTime!
You: it’s SeltzerTime!
Them: Ok, but what time is the wedding?
You: it’s SeltzerTime!
by Dr. Duckchick November 23, 2021