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Selfish Cunt 

A strange, strange band from the UK.
We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.
Selfish Cunt by toee February 10, 2006
Words you can keep

selfish cunt 

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.
Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative
selfish cunt by KDB November 11, 2006

Selfish Cunt 

Greedy female who takes more than she needs
She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am
Selfish Cunt by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020

selfish cunt 

someone that breaks up with someone and then gets mad when they sleep with someone else
“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
selfish cunt by robious middle school February 15, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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