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self-service pumps
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Cleverly hidden
euphemism
for
masturbation
, found in "One More Minute" by
Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded
all alone
in
the gas station
of love and I have to use the
self-service
pumps
by
rtv0587
June 21, 2010
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