Self Portrait 

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

Self Portrait by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

self-portrait 

the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.

We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!

self-portrait by Shelley Marie July 28, 2008

self-portraitographer 

Someone who takes pictures of them self a lot, especially in the mirror at weird angles, making peace signs and "cute" faces

90% of the people on myspace, photobucket, facebook, etc. are self-portraitographers

self-portraitographer by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008