Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

self-portrait

the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.

We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!

by Shelley Marie July 28, 2008