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When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.
Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.
by moonsaturn March 14, 2011
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.
We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!
by Shelley Marie May 18, 2006
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