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When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.
Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.
by moonsaturn March 14, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.
We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!
by Shelley Marie May 18, 2006
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