Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

by sayfromage May 18, 2014

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

by oceancats February 13, 2017

Sexting

A very crude way to get your partner or yourself sexually aroused, typically done through explicit text or suggestive photos, at times even nude. Whereas sallying is the same, but better!!!

Lola: omg you'll never guess what happened!! I was sexting with John last night and he sent me a picture of his dick!
Julia: Ew, sexting can be so gross. You should find a good guy who can sally you! it's the same, but even better!

by W&R September 10, 2011

Sexting

Where teens send pictures of themselfs naked on their phones and everyone finds out.

"Dude, did you hear Mary is SEXTING now..."

by juju123 March 11, 2009

Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

sexting

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

Sexting

Verb
Sex - Texting
The act of sending another party photos of animals over text message. The other party then has to guess the sex of the animal.

Boy: Hey, you wanna sext?
Girl: Yes
Boy: * sends picture of a zebra*
girl: This is a hard one, maybe i don't want to sext.
Boy: that's okay, sexting isn't for everyone

by pastaprincess June 16, 2014