Sekiro is the only game where you can get hooked up with steroids, hydrogen peroxide, and 30 hours of Nike ads and still get assfucked by a random man with a sword.
Tutorial: R1 R1 R1 R1, rinse, repeat.
Make sure to get your daily dose of "git gud."
Tutorial: R1 R1 R1 R1, rinse, repeat.
Make sure to get your daily dose of "git gud."
Person 1: "Have you heard of this new game called Sekiro, I thought about playing it."
Person 2: "For your own life, play Dark Souls first."
Person 2: "For your own life, play Dark Souls first."
by limemartian February 13, 2025