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seen that shit 

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'
"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."
seen that shit by trapoutdabando September 1, 2016

I seen that 

A phrase usually coming from someone who witness a person, or a friend, trip and fall and then get up like nothing happened.
Person A: *Trips over his/her own feet, then gets up like no one saw it"

Person B: "I SEEN THAT!"
I seen that by KidGregory09 November 19, 2009

i seen that 

A blatant way of making fun of someone when they trip or do something clumsy, resulting in a complete decline in self-esteem.
(person trips walking up steps)

A witness: "I SEEN THAT!"
i seen that by B Dub January 17, 2005

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town 

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.
Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen

I was right about the cause of it and I am not the one controlling what you can or cannot see. If you are accusing me of being that IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE my privacy is being invaded and you are a part of an ancillary audience that is acting in bad faith to accrue material benefits FROM ME and horde them too yourselves. And that's why I feel so comfortable insulting everything you are in as many ways as possible.

Hym "That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen and I'm the best spokesperson ever because the crime in D.C. is the lowest it's ever been."

A retard "But he SAID that he is whatever we call him so his IS that! The thing you said!"

Hym "And that is what you are doing. You are taking all of the GOOD things I do for yourselves and then invading my privacy to set me up for the bad things and that is LITERALLY the point of the show 'The Good Place.' It's the story of the people who found out that there are TWO audiences and the ones that aren't actively trying to condemn me to hell and rape my mind while they steal my shit coming to the realization that their are 2 audiences.
All of this is to cover for the fact that someone else who isn't supposed to be watching is doing so and they are trying to steal my life from me because their was never going to amount to anything. And as long as they can bribe the right people and convince people to lie and withhold information from me they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains and leave me holding the bag. The people doing this don't care what I did or said. THEY lied. And I know exactly what they told you. 'It was just a stupid prank. It's just Hym. He's not going to do anything but actually all of the good ideas are mine or you should let ME get his stuff instead cus that'll show Hym, right?' But really it was the thing I said it was. The people doing it are perversely motivated. Almost entirely by greed. Greed masquerading as virtue. As opposed to a freely signed, fair contract where people can uses whatever they want under the condition that if the AI hashes out, I receive the credit I deserve and enough money to pull myself of the unique situation which I found myself. That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen. I will not dial back I single God damn word. It's some fucking idiot trying to make fetch a thing and doing it at my expense because YOU WOULDN'T KNOW I SAID ALL OF THAT IF THEY WEREN'T DOING THIS TO ME.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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