A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.
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heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's
by fcsbcms4life July 6, 2010
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The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 13, 2011
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The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.
The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ March 1, 2016
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The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
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A hooker who travels around with you.
He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.
by crspybits June 28, 2023
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