A 19 year old boy who loves to act like he is 5 years old. He is often an ASSHOLE for no reason, don’t bother confronting him or he will victimize himself and call you toxic. He is often described as fugly, and is only known from the hashtag “selfieforseb” where he compliments 10-35 year olds.
Ugh don’t pull a sebastian olzanski or i’ll drop you faster than jesse hutch did to seb.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"