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When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up

i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night

seattle sweeper by FatDixINC December 9, 2015

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Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

Seattle Chimney Sweeper by jesuschrist206 January 1, 2012

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Seattle Sleeper

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

Seattle Sleeper by CPL Punishment March 25, 2009

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Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.

I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

Seattle Sleeper by Shakes,Chewy, and Triple TTT May 30, 2009

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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