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Season you 

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
Season you by @gigachad December 16, 2022
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Season you 

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
Season you by @gigachad December 16, 2022

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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see you next season 

Bye. See you next season.
see you next season by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Season your cheese 

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
dont make me season your cheese buddy”
Season your cheese by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Whatever seasons your pickle 

Same thing as whatever floats your boat
Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle
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