Named after the Ex-Philadelphia Inquirer photojournalist/Volunteer Fireman/Businessman. Has met several famous people during his tenure as a photojournalist such as Chevy Chase, President George H. Bush, and several other important figures in the 90's. To be Sean P. Duffy, you have to be a complete boss in any situation your in while being quick-witted and intelligent, making the opposing person of said conversation feel dumb or blessed to be in the presence of such a legend.
Andrew: Hey Sam why is Matt talking so much crap behind my back?
Sam: Idk man, all I know is that you bettergo Sean P. Duffy on him and show him the business.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).