seal show Share definition Flag When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns. That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends. seal show by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the seal show mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch