sea weave 

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

sea weave by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave 

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

sea weave by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave 

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

sea weave by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

Sea Weasel by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010

Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

Sea Weasel by Incoporal March 5, 2018

seaweave

Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.

<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave

seaweave by thejammonster October 3, 2008