sea weave
those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
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Sea Weasel
A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.
How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel
Sea Weasel by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010
Sea Weasel
Sea Weasel by Incoporal March 5, 2018
seaweave
Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.
<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave
seaweave by thejammonster October 3, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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